Conversations with Cole

These all took place this morning -- and it's all of 9:36am.....so this day holds a lot of potential.

"Mom, I wuv you"
"I love you too, bobo"
"Why?"
"Cause you are beautiful and kind"
"I am?" (goofy look)
"Well, of course you are" (as he jumps in my arms)
"How come"
"Your eyes are beautiful, your nose is as cute as a button, your teeth have no sugar bugs on them, and you treat everyone nicely" (kiss)
"Mom, don't be silly (read as siwwy), only girls have beautiful (bootifull) eyes"


"Mom, Jesus is a baby, right?"
"He was"
"So now he's a daddy?"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm "no"
"oh, so he's dead?"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm "Yes, Jesus died"
"Did he see a doctor?"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm "no" (wondering if he's going to press this...hard to explain to a 3 year old he was HANGED on a cross)
"Jesus was a baby on Christmas"
hmmmmmmmmmmmm "well Jesus was BORN on Christmas -- that's why we celebrate"
"so he was just born and already died?"
OH VEY!

"I miss Dane. When do we pick him up"
"Same time as always -- 3:00"
"Let's go get him now" (evil chuckle)
"What I'm not enough fun for you?"
"I like when Dane says I'm buggin him."

"Can I have this?"
"No, Cole....it's breakfast"
"What's wrong with this?
"It's a DING DONG -- that's what's wrong with it!"
"Hm, we could call it something else."