Questions emailed to me:

1) My uncle once: Actually looked behind my ears to see if I was washing well enough in the shower -- I was about 7. Sure, it was a silly joke....but it scared me....and the area behind my ears was rubbed raw for a year after. (really)

2) Never again in my life: Will I take the ability to reproduce for granted

3) When I was five: We moved to AZ....from NE

4) High School was: so much fun...so easy....

5) I will never forget: finding out I was pregnant each time.... or 9/11

6) I once met: Tiger Woods

7) There's this girl I know who: takes advantage of all her friends, makes horrible decisions and I still love her

8) Once, at a bar: I passed out in the bathroom -- it was the ONLY woman's bathroom....and they had to break the door down to get me out. (proud moment....NOT) I'm still scared to return to San Francisco...they might recognize me.

10) Last night I: went to one of my best friends for dinner and girl talk with a couple other long time friends.

11) If I had only: gone hiking with Aaron, maybe he'd still be alive? Maybe he would have taken a different path...or maybe I would have taken his?

12) Next time I go to church: It’ll be a Sunday. Not THIS Sunday, but a Sunday

13) What worries me most: Losing my kids or Joel

14) When I turn my head right: I see cream cheese that needs to be put away

15) When I turn my head left: I see my calendar....and a very cute picture of keegan

16) You know I'm lying when: my mom swears my cheeks get red.....I don't know what she's talking about.

17) You know what I miss most about the eighties: the music

18) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: a mute -- who the hell can talk in Shakespeareian times?

19) By this time, next year: I'll be back in nursing school

20) A better name for me would be: Kristen the wonder dog

21) I have a hard time understanding: Depression

22) If I ever go back to school I'll: be on the road to a dream coming true.

23) You know I like you if: I give you a hard time. Really.....if I give you any time at all.

24) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my husband for putting up with me -- and then definitely my parents cause they deserve any amount of thanks....

25) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: famous people who should have lunch together in heaven. Well, when all of them get there.

26) Take my advice, never: stay in an abusive relationship

27) My ideal breakfast is: eggs benedict -- that someone else makes and cleans up

28) A song I love, but do not have is: "Small, shy, oh my, oh my! Won't even TRY to make something out of himself. But when you look, laugh, da da da da da, the poor little silly shy smurrrrf" (can't find it anywhere...LOL)

29) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: is Hastings my hometown? I mean being born there? If so, go to the cabin there....or visit the cemetary....that's pretty much all we ever do.

30) Why won't anyone: Move over to the slow lane on the freeway?

31) If you spend the night at my house, DO: Make yourself at home.

32) I'd stop my wedding for: ....any life threatening emergency.

33) The world could do without: Paris Hilton, or any mention of her.

34) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: uh, lick a used condom. LOL

35) My favorite blonde is: ME! :-)

36) Paperclips are more useful than: staples, at least sometimes.

37) San Diego means: An escape....

38) And by the way: I like comments on my blog. :-)