Life should be lived in reverse

How great would this be:

I think the life cycle is all backwards. One should die first,
start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,

then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,

then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

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I just wanted to add that while I was googling an appropriate image for "orgasm" to include here (oh so many inappropriate ones) I stumbled upon this book.....LOL, I'm guessing it's not a best seller....



and she signs off laughting............................